The Infamous iPod Shuffle Game

Okay, so my friends on Facebook are always going and doing those iPod shuffle questionnaires and posting them in Notes, and up until last night I had never tried one. But midnight came and I wasn't tired and I had already finished my book, so I decided to turn on the computer and pull out by beloved video iPod, Monica, and play the shuffle game. The rules? You can only hit the "next" button once - no cheating if you don't like the song you come up with. So here goes.... I have only included the best ones, or the ones that I found amusing. Some of them made no sense at all.

How am I feeling today?
Turn Back, O Man from Godspell (Umm, I guess it means I'm feeling sexy or something, which I really haven't today except perhaps in my dancing pants at rehearsal.)

Will I get far in life?
Till There Was You from The Music Man (Not unless I fall in love, apparently...)

Where will I get married?
The Wardrobe from The Chronicles of Narnia (In a wardrobe? In Narnia - which would actually be pretty cool - ? In a British mansion? Who knows.)

What is your best friend's theme song?
The One Feather Tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz from Seussical (Well, Tessa is one of the prettiest people I know, so I'm not sure this song really fits. She's more of a Mayzie than a Gertrude.)

What is high school like?
Lyring is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off by Panic! at the Disco (This actually makes sense. Only not my group of friends. Definitley not my group.)

What is the best thing about me?
Thank Goodness from Wicked (I'm kind and pretty and got rid of the Wicked Witch.)

What's in store for this weekend?
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! by ABBA (Lonely nights longing for some loving. Actually I have about 18 hours of play rehearsal.)

What song describes my parents?
All Good Gifts from Godspell (They provide stuff for me and my sisters, so I guess this song fits.)

Siblings?
On Fire by Lloyd Banks (Well, this doesn't really fit any of them except for maybe Anna who's a JV cheerleader. But no one in my family really listens to rap, which doesn't help to explain why this song is on my iPod in the first place.)

How is my life going?
My Hero by Paramore (I guess good, since the original is like, my favorite song ever.)

How does the world see me?
Everybody's Fool by Evanescence (Um, not good...)

What do my friends think of me?
Valjean Arrested, Valjean Forgiven from Les Miserables (They think I'm a criminal, but are quite forgiving and godly about it.)

How do I make myself happy?
Oh, The Things You Can Think from Seussical (I think and imagine stuff. Actually this is pretty much 100% right...)

What should I do with my life?
Funkytown by Lips Inc. (Move to a cool new place and dance a lot. I'm down with that.)

What is some good advice for me?
For Good from Wicked (I should be thankful for my friends and love them and stuff.)

What is my current theme song?
Holding Out for a Hero by Bonnie Tyler (I'm waiting for some big strong man to come and sweep me off my feet. Sort of.)

What sort of men/women do I like?
What Ever Happened to the Heroes by Joss Stone (I like heroic men, but there aren't enough of them left or something. I guess that's true. I guess maybe, why can't Johnny Storm exist and ask me to marry him?)

What does the world think my theme song is?
Nobody's Fool by Avril Lavigne (You don't mess with me, bit.)

The End. Mon Dieu, my iPod needs cleaning out. I just found the song "Lip Gloss" on it. Ew.